wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

When my teacher wishes us “good luck” before the test

whatshouldwecallme:

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doingtimeasacapsicle:

teapayne:

I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown 

calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games

mamalalonde:

okay so i was just downstairs getting a straw for my chocolate milk, and my cat LOVES straws, right? so she was begging for the straw and it was adorable so i was taking pictures and i

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aw hey cat

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whoa there friend

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whOA THERE CAT

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING

noodle-san:

when ur listenin to music

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and someone tries to talk to u

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